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发表于 2025-10-28 07:52:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Why did the lottery ticket go to therapy? Because it had too many issues!

I asked my Pakistani friend for a lottery joke. He said, \“In Pakistan, we don\“t need lottery jokes—we have real-life surprises every day!\“

What\“s the difference between a lottery and Pakistani politics? In the lottery, you might actually win something!

My uncle bought a lottery ticket and prayed at the mosque. Now he\“s waiting for divine intervention and a big cash prize.

In Pakistan, lottery jokes are like our cricket matches—full of hope, but often ending in disappointment!
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